Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 14, 2018

An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude...
An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda. She thought it quite lewd To be wooed in the nude, But magruder was shrewder, he screwed her.

Thinks't thou existence doth depend on time? It doth;...
Thinks't thou existence doth depend on time? It doth; but actions are our epochs; mine Have made my days and nights imperishable, Endless, and all alike, as sands on the shore, Innumerable atoms; and one desert, Barren and cold, on which the wild waves...