Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 24, 2018

There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born...
There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born with two snatches She often said, "Shit! I'd give either tit For a guy with equipment that matches."

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at...
There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion. But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question.

Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long...
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.