Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 28, 2018

Pittsburgh driver's test 8: Pedestrians are a)...
Pittsburgh driver's test 8: Pedestrians are a) irrelevant. b) communists. c) a nuisance. d) difficult to clean off the front grille. The correct answer is a. Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are totally irrelevant...

Pittsburgh driver's test 9: Roads are salted in order to ...
Pittsburgh driver's test 9: Roads are salted in order to a) kill grass. b) melt snow. c) help the economy. d) prevent potholes. The correct answer is c. Road salting employs thousands of persons directly, and millions...

By perseverance the snail reached the Ark. --...
By perseverance the snail reached the Ark. -- Charles Spurgeon

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!

If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would...
If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.