Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 7, 2018

A water pipe suited miss Hunt; She used it for many a bunt...
A water pipe suited miss Hunt; She used it for many a bunt. But the unlucky wench Got it caught in her trench --- It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench, To get the thing out of her cunt.

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will...
When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that...
Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.