Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 18, 2019

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day...
A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day. The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game. "Excuse me", he said, "may I examine it?" The novice bolted to attention and handed...

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

Honi soit la vache qui rit.
Honi soit la vache qui rit.