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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 3, 2019


A savvy young hooker named Gail Got busted and lodged in...
A savvy young hooker named Gail Got busted and lodged in the jail. But the jailer got hot, To be lodged in her twat, And so Gail made the bail with her tail.

There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up...
There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up to the ceiling. In the electric light socket, He'd put it and rock it-- Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!

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