Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 9, 2019

Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience...
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in...
There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. He said "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit, But look at the money I save."

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive...
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright."