Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 11, 2019

There was a young lady named Gloria Who was had by Sir Gerald...
There was a young lady named Gloria Who was had by Sir Gerald Du Maurier, And then by six men, Sir Gerald again, And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

There's a very hot babe at the Aggies Who's to men what...
There's a very hot babe at the Aggies Who's to men what to bulls a red rag is. The seniors go round Hanging down to the ground, And one extra-large Soph has to drag his.