Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 19, 2019

There once was a fag of Khartoom Who spent the night in...
There once was a fag of Khartoom Who spent the night in a Lesbians room. They argued all night, Over who had the right, To do what, and with which, and to whom.

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.