Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 22, 2019

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk...
There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot For when he should pass A desirable lass The front of his pants would advance a lot.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who...
It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7

How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in...
How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.