Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 22, 2019
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for... A do-it-yourselfer named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
She blew her vagina
To South Carolina,
And her tits landed somewhere in Dallas.
A cute friend of hers, Fanny Hill,
Used two dynamite sticks for a dil.
They...
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 22, 2019