Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 20, 2019

A lady who signs herself "Vexed" Writes to say...
A lady who signs herself "Vexed" Writes to say she believes she's been hexed: "I don't mind my shins Being stuck full of pins, But I fear I am coming unsexed." -- Edward Gorey

There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of...
There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow."

Never get into fights with ugly people because they have...
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.