Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday May 3, 2019

A linguist thought it a farce That memory space was so sparse...
A linguist thought it a farce That memory space was so sparse. One day they increased it. Said he as he seized it: "At last! Enough core for the parse".

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There's a sports-minded coed named Sue, Who's been coxing...
There's a sports-minded coed named Sue, Who's been coxing the varsity crew. In the shell Sue is great, But her boyfriend's irate, When she calls out the stroke as they screw.