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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 5, 2019


If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said...
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.

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