Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 24, 2019

Every person, all the events in your life are there because...
Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

Humor in the Court: Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this...
Humor in the Court: Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.