| Humor: Thursday May 13, 2021 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 13, 2021Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today. An organist playing in York Had a prick that could hold a small... An organist playing in York Had a prick that could hold a small fork, And between obbligatos He'd munch at tomatoes, To keep up his strength while at work. There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in... There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves. FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5 A: ... FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5 A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli. Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines. Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To... Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 13, 2021
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