Freebsd Fortunes 6

The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella:
But chiefly on the just, because
The unjust steals the just's umbrella.
                -- Lord Bowen

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.

The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise
measurement of the speed of blight.

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the
illiterates can read.
                -- Alberto Moravia

The real man's Bloody Mary:
        Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire
        sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

        Fill a large tumbler with vodka.
        Throw all the other ingredients away.

The real problem with hunting elephants carrying the decoys.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
                -- Christopher Morley

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.

The real reason psychology is hard is that
psychologists are trying to do the impossible.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.