Freebsd Fortunes 6

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love.
                -- Don Rose

The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those
people.

The reason they're called wisdom teeth
is that the experience makes you wise.

The reason why worry kills more people
than work is that more people worry than work.

The reasons that each of these countries has had to renege on its
financial committments were all somewhat different: Argentina because of
a war, Poland because of its vast misguided overinvestment in heavy
industry, Honduras because the coffeee price went sour, Zaire because
nobody in the government there has a clue as to how to run a country.
                -- Paul Erdman's Money Book

The relative importance of files depends on their cost
in terms of the human effort needed to regenerate them.
                -- T.A. Dolotta

The requirements of romantic love are difficult to satisfy in the trunk
of a Dodge Dart.
                -- Lisa Alther

The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Called a hen a most elegant creature.
        The hen, pleased with that,
        Laid an egg in his hat --
And thus did the hen reward Beecher.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
                -- Japanese proverb