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Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel;
Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest
science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all
on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!
-- Harlan Ellison
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 72 of 2171 |
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 73 of 2171 |
Start the day with a smile.
After that you can be your nasty old self again.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 74 of 2171 |
State license plates we'd like to see:
NEVADA MASSACHUSETTS
LVME 10DR OW-A CAH
LAND OF 10,00 ELVIS IMPERSONATORS THE GOOFY ACCENT STATE
HAWAII WISCONSIN
L-O HA CHEDDAR
FRUITY UMBRELLA COCKTAIL WONDERLAND EAT CHEESE OR DIE
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 75 of 2171 |
State license plates we'd like to see:
ALABAMA ARIZONA
IC1 NOW 120 F
THE UFO SIGHTING STATE THE HEAT PROSTRATION STATE
CONNECTICUT MISSISSIPPI
5:36 EXP 4I4S2PS
WHERE THE SMART NY WORK FORCE LIVES THE MOST OFTEN MISSPELLED STATE
TEXAS FLORIDA
1-2-3 HIKE ZON KED
PLAY FOOTBALL OR DIE AMERICA'S DRUG DEALER
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 76 of 2171 |
State license plates we'd like to see:
MICHIGAN CALIFORNIA
4-GET 74-77 EGO-MN-E-X
EMBARRASSED HOME STATE OF GERALD FORD THE SERIAL KILLER STATE
NORTH CAROLINA NEW JERSEY
WL-GOLLY ARG GGH
HOME OF GOMER, GOOBER AND JESSE HELMS FIRST IN TOXIC WASTE
KANSAS WASHINGTON DC
TOTO -2 $10000000 ETC
THE NOT MUCH SINCE THE WIZARD OF OZ WASTING YOUR MONEY SINCE 1810
MOVIE STATE
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 77 of 2171 |
STATISTICS:
A system for expressing your political
prejudices in convincing scientific guise.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 78 of 2171 |
Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
-- Henry Clay
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 79 of 2171 |
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 80 of 2171 |
Stay away from flying saucers today.
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