Freebsd Fortunes 6

There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale
returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
                -- Mark Twain

There is something in the pang of change
More than the heart can bear,
Unhappiness remembering happiness.
                -- Euripides

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us!

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who
constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those
who do not.
                -- Robert Benchley

There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United
States; of course, I never heard the story before.

There must be more to life than having everything.
                -- Maurice Sendak

There never was a good war or a bad peace.
                -- B. Franklin

There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.  The
king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land.  He also wished
in his heart that the son ould be wise and compassionate.  One day he said
to the prince:
        "If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
what would your decision be, my son?"
        The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
her that she was my best friend, and cut her head off."
        The king knew that his son would be a great king.

There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.  The
king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land.  He also wished
in his heart that the son ould be wise and compassionate.  One day he said
to the prince:
        "If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
what would your decision be, my son?"
        The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
her that the life of my best friend did not lie in the half of the kingdom
that I had promised."
        The king knew that his son would be a great king.