| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1891 of 2171 |
Topologists are just plane folks.
Pilots are just plane folks.
Carpenters are just plane folks.
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Musicians are just playin' folks.
Whodunit readers are just Spillaine folks.
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1892 of 2171 |
Torque is cheap.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1893 of 2171 |
Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1894 of 2171 |
TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day):
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1895 of 2171 |
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
-- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1896 of 2171 |
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you
get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking."
-- David Letterman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1897 of 2171 |
Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme
personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer.
-- A. Gide
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1898 of 2171 |
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1899 of 2171 |
TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1900 of 2171 |
TRANSFER:
A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.
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