Freebsd Fortunes 6

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

To make tax forms true they should
read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
                -- St. Augustine

TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered
where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the
circus and a clown killed my dad.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters.  Shake.
                -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.

To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
                -- 19th century toast

To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.

To restore a sense of reality, I think
Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
                -- Jack Paar

To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.

To say that UNIX is doomed is pretty rabid, OS/2 will certainly play a role,
but you don't build a hundred million instructions per second multiprocessor
micro and then try to run it on OS/2.  I mean, get serious.
                -- William Zachmann, International Data Corp