Freebsd Fortunes 6

There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

There *is* no such thing as a civil engineer.

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only
the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
                -- Christian Dior

There is no such thing as inner peace.  There is only nervousness or death.
Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behaviour.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

There is no such thing as pure pleasure;
some anxiety always goes with it.

There is no time like the pleasant.

There is no time like the present
for postponing what you ought to be doing.