Freebsd Fortunes 6

There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it
is done in private and you wash your hands afterward.

There is one difference between a tax collector and
a taxidermist -- the taxidermist leaves the hide.
                -- Mortimer Caplan

There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.  If he says
"Yes" you know he is crooked.
                -- Groucho Marx

There is only one thing in the world worse than being
talked about, and that is not being talked about.
                -- Oscar Wilde

There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none.
                -- Paul Bourget

There is only one way to console a widow.  But remember the risk.
                -- Robert Heinlein

There is only one way to kill capitalism --
by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
                -- Karl Marx

There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings,
and that word is blackmail.
                -- Colm Brogan

There is perhaps in every thing of any consequence, secret history, which
it would be amusing to know, could we have it authentically communicated.
                -- James Boswell

There is plenty of time before progress goes too far.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]