Freebsd Fortunes 6

There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
opinion.
                -- Anatole France

There is a fly on your nose.

There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital
and labour.  As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting
each other's throat.
                -- Brooks Atkinson, "Once Around the Sun"

There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature:
that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends
his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
                -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"

There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of
wooden toilet seats.

It's called the Birch John Society.

There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
Fatherland.
                -- Adolf Hitler

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.  There
is another theory which states that this has already happened.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There is a time in the tides of men,
Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success.
On the other hand, don't count on it.
                -- T.K. Lawson