Freebsd Fortunes 6

The thing that takes up the least amount of time
and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.

The Third Law of Photography:
        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined
        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of
        the dark leaks out.

The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I
want the job.
                -- Ronald Reagan in 1973

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter.  Had he run unopposed he
would have lost.
                -- Mort Sahl

Ronald Reagan is a triumph of the embalmer's art.
                -- Gore Vidal

Ronald Reagan's platform seems to be: Hey, I'm a big good-looking guy and
I need a lot of sleep.
                -- Roy G. Blount, Jr.

You've got to be careful quoting Ronald Reagan, because when you quote him
accurately it's called mudslinging.
                -- Walter Mondale

The Thought Police are here.  They've come
To put you under cardiac arrest.
And as they drag you through the door
They tell you that you've failed the test.
                -- Buggles, "Living in the Plastic Age"

The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.

The three biggest software lies:

        1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
        2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from
                will fix the microcode.
        3: Beta test site?  No, *of course* you're not a beta test site.

The three laws of thermodynamics:
        (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
        (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
        (3) You can only break even at absolute zero.

THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND:

1) Where's the bathroom?
2) What time does the parade start?
3) Do you sell anything without that damn mouse on it?

The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing?  3. Does it know its place?
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"