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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest
men in national government too.
-- Richard M. Nixon
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 152 of 2171 |
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 153 of 2171 |
Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 154 of 2171 |
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit!
Just type in your name and social security number.
Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law:
Name #
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 155 of 2171 |
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 156 of 2171 |
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 157 of 2171 |
sushi, n:
When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and
strapped on with electrical tape.
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Sushido, n:
The way of the tuna.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 159 of 2171 |
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 160 of 2171 |
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
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