Freebsd Fortunes 6

"That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be
omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l."
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

That's no moon...
                -- Obi-wan Kenobi

That's odd.  That's very odd.
Wouldn't you say that's very odd?

That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.
                -- Neil Armstrong

That's the most fun I've had without laughing.
                -- Woody Allen, on sex

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they
really hate is lousy programmers.
                -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"

That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows
returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
                -- Bill Veeck

That's what she said.

That's where the money was.
                -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank

It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
                -- Willie Sutton

The  White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
        "Where shall  I  begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
        "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
                -- Lewis Carroll