Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1950 of 2171 |
Trying to get an education here is like
trying to take a drink from a fire hose.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1951 of 2171 |
T-shirt:
Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1952 of 2171 |
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1953 of 2171 |
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1954 of 2171 |
Turn on, tune in, and take over.
-- Tim Leary
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1955 of 2171 |
Turn the other cheek.
-- Jesus Christ
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1956 of 2171 |
Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1957 of 2171 |
Tussman's Law:
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1958 of 2171 |
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1959 of 2171 |
'Twas a woman who drove me to drink,
and I never even had the decency to thank her.
-- R.B. Gossling
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