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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  91 of 2171

Step back, unbelievers!
Or the rain will never come.
Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum.
You may think I'm crazy, you may think that I'm insane,
But I swear to you, before this day is out,
        you folks are gonna see some rain!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  92 of 2171

Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle
Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad
so he could breed boneless shad.  His experiment backfired too, and he
wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble.  There's
very little call for those up there.
                -- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  93 of 2171

Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.
Say, do you have a map to the next joint?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  94 of 2171

Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise.
                -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  95 of 2171

Stock's Observation:
        You no sooner get your head above water
        but what someone pulls your flippers off.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  96 of 2171

Stone's Law:
        One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  97 of 2171

Stop!  There was first a game of blindman's buff.  Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots.  My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it.  The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker, was an outrage
on the credulity of human nature.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  98 of 2171

Stop me, before I kill again!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  99 of 2171

Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  100 of 2171

Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
Now, if they'd only take a bath...
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