Freebsd Fortunes 6

Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
                -- The Only Ones

Too Late
        A large number of turkies [sic] went to San Francisco yesterday by
the two o'clock boats.  If their object in going down was to participate in
the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after
the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
                -- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
                -- James F. Byrnes

Too much is just enough.
                -- Mark Twain, on whiskey

Too much is not enough.

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
                -- Mae West

Too often people have come to me and said, "If I had just one wish for
anything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations
in the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software."
                -- Instrument News
                [Once is too often.  Ed.]

Too ripped.  Gotta go.

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

10:     Sorry, but that's too useful.
 9:     Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
 8:     I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
        #pragma is for.
 7:     Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
        hard to write.
 6:     Them bats is smart; they use radar.
 5:     All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in here?
 4:     How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
 3:     Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this sucker.
 2:     Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
 1:     Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.