Freebsd Fortunes 6

There are two ways of constructing a software design.  One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to
make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
                -- C.A.R. Hoare

There are two ways of disliking art.
One is to dislike it.
The other is to like it rationally.
                -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways of disliking poetry;
one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
                -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways to write error-free
programs; only the third one works.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be
solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There are worse things in life than death.  Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
                -- Woody Allen

There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men
of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.  But give me the rambling
rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and
together we'll face the world.
                -- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush"

There but for the grace of God, goes God.
                -- Winston Churchill, speaking of Sir Stafford Cripps.

There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.
                -- Ralph Nader

There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.
                -- Henry Kissinger