Freebsd Fortunes 6

The best case:     Get salary from America, build a house in England,
                        live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case:  Get salary from England, build a house in America,
                        live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case:    Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
                        live with a British wife, and eat American food.

                --Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
                -- W.C. Fields

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --
but doesn't.
                -- Tom Crichton

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
                -- Scotty

The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours
by judging things by their price.

The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do
what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with
them while they do it.
                -- Theodore Roosevelt

The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
                -- Blair

The best man for the job is often a woman.