Freebsd Fortunes 6

The only way to keep you health is to eat what you don't want,
drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
                -- Mark Twain

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
                -- David Gerrold

The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt
in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together.
                -- Jean de la Bruyere

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.
It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 pm.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite
of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
                -- Niels Bohr

The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
                -- Bohr

The opposite of talking isn't listening.  The opposite of talking is
waiting.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds,
and the pessimist knows it.
                -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, "Bulletin of Atomic Scientists"

Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking
almost gently.  The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
                -- James Cabell, "The Silver Stallion"

The optimum committee has no members.
                -- Norman Augustine