Freebsd Fortunes 6

Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys.  I have many
friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to
throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,
slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound.
                -- Jon Bentley

Unhappy the land that needs heroes.
                -- Bertolt Brecht

UNION:
        A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

United Nations, New York, December 25.  The peace and joy of the Christmas
season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military
forces of the world.  Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of
every persuasion.  Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time
low over the world.
                -- Isaac Asimov

UNIVERSE:
        The problem.

universe, n:
        The problem.

Universities are places of knowledge.  The freshman each bring a little
in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.

UNIVERSITY:
        Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's
        usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell
        you how to fix it, and...

        [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying
         the credibility of the entire fortune program.  Ed.]

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
                -- Henry Kissinger

UNIX enhancements aren't.