Freebsd Fortunes 6

Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean
of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
"My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the
unbelieving dean.  At this point, one of his players happened to enter
the dean's office.  "Let me show you what I mean", said Sherrill, and he
told the player to run over to his office to see if he was in.  "OK, Coach",
the player replied, and was off.  "See what I mean?" Sherrill asked.
"Yeah", replied the dean.  "He could have just picked up this phone and
called you from here."

Texas is Hell on woman and horses.
                -- Wayne Oakes

Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies.
                -- Adolf Hitler

Thank you for observing all safety precautions.

That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.
                -- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde"

That does not compute.

That feeling just came over me.
                -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"

That government is best which governs least.
                -- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience"

That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,
that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love
in the same way as us.
                -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
                -- Richard Armour