| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 171 of 2171 |
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 172 of 2171 |
System checkpoint complete.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 173 of 2171 |
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 174 of 2171 |
System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 175 of 2171 |
System going down in 5 minutes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 176 of 2171 |
System restarting, wait...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 177 of 2171 |
System/3! System/3!
See how it runs! See how it runs!
Its monitor loses so totally!
It runs all its programs in RPG!
It's made by our favorite monopoly!
System/3!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 178 of 2171 |
SYSTEM-INDEPENDENT:
Works equally poorly on all systems.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 179 of 2171 |
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 180 of 2171 |
Systems programmer:
A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior
vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you
are to receive from your boss.
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