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Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
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Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!
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Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home.
Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her neck warm.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday.
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Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
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Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Open other end.
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Q: What goes: Sis! Boom! Baaaaah!
A: Exploding sheep.
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