Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday November 20, 2007

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.

There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in...
There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in the hay, Then, calling the ploughman, She said, "Do it now, man! Don't wait till your hair has turned gray."

Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked...
Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked the same whore. But her partition split And the blood and the shit Rolled out in a mess on the floor.