Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 4, 2007
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it..."Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass" There was a young fellow named Paul
Who confessed, "I have...There was a young fellow named Paul
Who confessed, "I have only one ball.
But the size of my prick
Is God's dirtiest trick,
For my girls always ask, 'Is that all?'"
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 4, 2007
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