Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 12, 2007

aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. afterism,...
aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. afterism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. -- James Alexander Thom

Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North...
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end.

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.