Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 19, 2007

A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds Once swallowed...
A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds Once swallowed a package of seeds. In a month, his ass Was covered with grass And his balls were grown over with weeds.

A whimsical fellow named Bloch Could beat the base drum with...
A whimsical fellow named Bloch Could beat the base drum with his cock. With a special erection He could play a selection From Johann Sebastian Bach.

A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket Had a hole as big as...
A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket Had a hole as big as a basket. A spot, as a bride, In it now, you could hide, And include with your luggage your mascot.

A young man of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll While bent over plucking...
A young man of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll While bent over plucking a dingle Had the whole of Eisteddfod Taking turns at his pod While they sang some impossible jingle.

A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging...
A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging to going to mass. Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young cock, For I cannot live up to your ass."

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over...
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff. -- Chinese proverb