Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 30, 2013
There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very... There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
She could squeeze her vagina
To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.
And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
He could...
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 30, 2013