Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 18, 2016

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like...
There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant. When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck. I would if I could but I can't."

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was an old man from Fort Drum Whose son was incredibly...
There was an old man from Fort Drum Whose son was incredibly dumb. When he urged him ahead, He went down instead, For he thought to succeed meant succumb.