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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday November 19, 2016


There was a young man from Rangoon Who used to lament 'neath...
There was a young man from Rangoon Who used to lament 'neath the moon That he had the luck To be born of a fuck That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

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