Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday December 11, 2017

There was an Old Man of the Mountain Who frigged himself into...
There was an Old Man of the Mountain Who frigged himself into a fountain Fifteen times had he spent, Still he wasn't content, He simply got tired of the counting.

There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably...
There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short. When he got into bed, The old woman said, "That isn't a prick; it's a wart!"

There was an old man who said, "Tush! My balls always hang...
There was an old man who said, "Tush! My balls always hang in the brush, And I fumble about, Half in and half out, With a pecker as limber as mush."