Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 23, 2017

There was an old lady of Bingly Who wailed, "I do hate...
There was an old lady of Bingly Who wailed, "I do hate to sleep singly. I thought I had got A bloke for my twat, But he seems rather queenly than kingly."

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."