Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday December 8, 2017

It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but...
It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak when your head is empty.

A potter who lived in Bombay Once fashioned a cunt out...
A potter who lived in Bombay Once fashioned a cunt out of clay; But the heat of his prick Kilned the damn thing to brick And chafed all his foreskin away.

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."