Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 16, 2017

A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed...
A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed her and blessed her. Says she, "You're in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I've had him myself down in Leicester."

There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored...
There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine Man and beast stood in line (Including a stud armadilla).