Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 14, 2017

They had come in the fugue to the stretto When a dark, bearded...
They had come in the fugue to the stretto When a dark, bearded man from a ghetto Slipped forward and grabbed Her tresses and stabbed Her to death with a rusty stiletto. -- Edward Gorey

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from...
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.