Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 23, 2017

Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always...
Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was an old lady of Kewry Whose cunt was a `lusus...
There was an old lady of Kewry Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae': The `introitus vaginae', Was unnaturally tiny, And the thought of it filled her with fury.

To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.
To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.